Oh, a bomb? It is a cryptex, like in that movie The Da Vinci Code, which was the first movie that you and I ever watched - on Starz HD. I thought we had agreed that we weren't gonna get each other presents 'cause we were too busy with the campaign- I got you something too. Two months ago, I have a dream about a playboy otter lost at sea, and you make him real? - Uh-huh. Would she like some? Jerry! Happy Valentine's Day. Why? I'm just curious if Ann - has a little indian in her. Quick question about Ann- does anyone know if she has any indian in her? No one respond. So when we're thinking of prospective sweethearts, we need to think of people who are Attractive and smart and kind.Īnd if you're wondering what kind of guy is right for Ann, all you need to do is ask.Īlso you need to find someone educated, and friendly, and fun- just tell us the damn word.Įffervescent, he needs to be effervescent. Now the last guy she liked was Chris, but she can't date him again because he's her boss. Why does she need our help? Because that's what friends do, April. Okay, so the Valentine's Day dance is planned, prepped, and under budget, but we have one final task.Īnn Perkins is currently attending the Valentine's Day dance alone, so I need each one of you to bring an eligible bachelor for her tomorrow. It's just this time of year with the hearts and roses, it just gets me a little down.īut galentine's day made me feel better, so thanks. How are you doing? You know, I'm mostly fine being single. Seriously, I really hope you guys are all very happy- Damn it.Īnn, I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I put you on the spot when I asked you about your love life. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.Īnd mom, how's it going with Steven? Well, I met him on the Internet because of my lovely daughter, and we are compatible.Īnn, can you start talking? Well, I'm-I'm-I'm in a bit of a lull right now, but I'm so glad that you all have people in your lives that you care about, so Congrats! It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.
How's Andy? - Well Last week he was supposed to buy gas, but instead he bought novelty cookie cutters. Who wants to start? Donna? I have several men in rotation.Īpril, you're the old married broad here. It's wonderful, and it should be a national holiday. Just in terms of, you know, being on earth.įebruary 14th, Valentine's Day, is about romance, but February 13th, galentine's day, is about celebrating lady friends. "Joseph Stalin dies"? That's right, Mom, and you replaced him. We have gift certificates for facials everybody, then you're gonna get a needlepoint pillow with your face on it and a news headline from a newspaper on the day you were born.
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